Dictionary of Wifespeak
Published on Mon 08 November 1999
Wifespeak - English
- You want
- You want
- We need
- I want
- It's your decision
- The correct decision should be obvious by now
- Do what you want
- You'll pay for this later
- We need to talk
- I need to complain
- Sure... go ahead
- I don't want you to
- I'm not upset
- Of course I'm upset, you moron
- You're... so manly
- You need a shave and you sweat a lot
- You're certainly attentive tonight
- Is sex all you ever think about?
- I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
- I'm on my period
- Be romantic, turn out the lights
- I have flabby thighs
- This kitchen is so inconvenient
- I want a new house
- I want new curtains
- And carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
- I need wedding shoes
- The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
- Hang the picture there
- No, I mean hang it there!
- I heard a noise
- I noticed you were almost asleep
- Do you love me?
- I'm going to ask for something expensive
- How much do you love me?
- I did something today you're really not going to like
- I'll be ready in a minute.
- Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
- Is my butt fat?
- Tell me I'm beautiful
- You have to learn to communicate
- Just agree with me
- Are you listening to me!?
- Too late, you're dead
- Yes
- No
- No
- No
- Maybe
- No
- I'm sorry
- You'll be sorry
- Do you like this recipe?
- It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
- Was that the baby?
- Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
- I'm not yelling!
- Yes I am yelling because I think this is important
- All we're going to buy is soap dish
- It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and ohmigod there's a sale in lingerie, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?
In answer to "What's wrong?"
- The same old thing
- Nothing
- Nothing
- Everything
- Everything
- My PMS is acting up
- Nothing, really
- It's just that you're such an asshole
- I don't want to talk about it
- Go away, I'm still building up steam