Jokes tagged #star trek

Picard's female officers think the captain's "log" is some kind of wimpy electronic journal. Ever see Kirk wearing a freakin' jumpsuit? Picard never met Joan Collins, but if he did, he still couldn't get any. Kirk never straightened out his shirt when he stood up. Kirk's name is hated throughout … read more

[Picard] "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?" [Geordi] "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology." [Geordi … read more