Jokes tagged #beer

Kuusi olutta yhdessä tietää sinulle hauskaa. Oluen kanssa voit katsoa Monty Pythonia. Jos olut ei tyydytä sinua, voit ottaa toisen. Oluen seurassa juttu luistaa rennommin. Oluen vaahtoamista on mukavampi seurata. Olut ei loukkaannu, kun kutsut sitä olueksi. Olut tekee elämästä leppoisampaa. Yksi olut ei nolaa sinua julkisella paikalla. Yksi olut … read more

(Outdated, but still fun.) DOS Beer Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 … read more

You can enjoy a BEER all month. BEER stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car. When BEER goes flat you toss it out. BEER is never late. HANGOVERS go away. A BEER doesn't get … read more

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Senior, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it … read more