Fire Insurance

Published on Mon 08 November 1999

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. But my insurance company paid for everything."

"That is quite a coincidence", said the engineer, "I am here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How did you start the flood?", he asked.

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