City of Los Angeles High School Vocabulary Primer

More commonly known as gangsta' lingo

Afford

I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford.

Anus

The policeman told me and my friend Jerome they be looking for the two guys that held up the liquor store and we said - anus.

Assert

On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don't smell liquor on my breath.

Baghdad

I always wondered what was in the Baghdad use to drink out of when he was sitting on the front porch.

Battery

The coach told my cousin Reggie he better start swinging the battery won't be in the line up tomorrow.

Beware

I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find be a job?

Button

My girlfriend Juanita bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl, you won't get you button 'em.

Catacomb

I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight and sat next to Don King: man, someone oughta get that catacomb.

Clothesline

When I came home late again, I found my clothesline on the porch.

Coatroom

The judge said, one more outburst like that and I'll have the bailiff clear the coatroom.

Connoisseur

I says to my friend Ramone, man you really stink today, what connoisseur did you crawl out of?

Copulate

I called 911 and an hour later when they showed up, I said copulate.

Data

At my basketball game the other night, I score a triple double and my coach said data boy Darnell.

Decide

My favorite girls are Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to keep a couple on decide.

Derange

Derange is where the deer and the antelope play.

Dimension

A lot of you ladies been calling in wondering what Darnell look like. Well, he's tall, dark, handsome, not dimension hung like a horse.

Disappointment

My parole officer told me, if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house.

Fascinate

My sister Wolanda bought a sweater with ten buttons on it, but her tits are so big, she can only fascinate.

Foreclose

If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose.

Formaldehyde

The police came to my door looking for my cousin Melvin. I told them there ain't no place formaldehyde in the house, it be too small.

Fortify

I asked this bitch down on 6 Mile - How much? She said fortify dollars, honey.

Homo

The bitch I'm living with called me at the bar the other night. She said Darnell, honey, are you coming homo what?

Honor

At our rape trial the judge asked my buddy Jarvis, who be honor?

Horde

My mama always did have a bad reputation cause she horde around in her school.

Income

My girlfriend and I just got into bed, when income my wife.

July

After the trial, my mama asked me, did you tell the truth or July?

Letter

The ugly bitch downstairs came knocking on Darnell's door the other night and I wouldn't letter in.

Manual

I told my buddy Tyrone, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing with that hoe.

Menstruate

With the fashions today you can't keep the women and menstruate.

Odyssey

When I got back from the Windsor Ballet, I told my friends, you odyssey the tits on that babe.

Oral

My friend Sebastian said, give me 25 cents oral blow your head off.

Oreo

I told my friend, Alonzo, if he wanted my sister, he could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday.

Orgasm

I asked my cousin Dexter about the death penalty in his state. I asked if they electrocute em, hand, orgasm.

Penis

I saw my parole officer the other day and he handed me a little paper cup and said, here penis.

Polyp

On my way home from the Piston's game the other night, I was involved in a five-car polyp on I-75.

Rectum

I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both.

Seldom

I had two extra tickets to the basketball game the other night, so I seldom to my friend.

Semen

I never did know who my papa was cause my mama semen left and right.

Sodomy

When I go out at night, I like to have a bitch on one sodomy and another bitch on the other sodomy.

Stain

My sister and brother-in-law stopped by the other day, so I asked them, you plannin on stain?

Undermine

There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right undermine.

Urinal

After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, Darnell, urinal lot of trouble.

Widen

When my girlfriend, Larina, told me she was pregnant I said, widen you tell me you didn't use no birth control?