Published on Tue 07 December 1999
Three guys and a lady were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a YUP... you know... Young, Urban, Professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK... you know... Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB... you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies, "I'm a WIFE... you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."