Victoria's Secret

Published on Thu 07 October 1999

Top ten things men shouldn't say out loud in a Victoria's Secret store

  1. Does this come in children's sizes?
  2. No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
  3. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
  4. Mom will love this.
  5. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it?
  6. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here.
  7. Will you model this for me?
  8. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
  9. But darling - your mother already has that one in red.
  10. 45 bucks?! You're just gonna end up naked anyway!

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