Three Guys In Heaven

Published on Mon 16 August 1999

Three guys die and go to heaven. Guy #1 goes up to St. Peter, who says, "I have only one question before you go into heaven, were you faithful to your wife?"

Guy #1 answers, "Yes, I never even looked at another woman."

St. Peter says, "See that Rolls Royce over there, it's yours to drive while you're in heaven."

Guy #2 gets the same question and answers, "Once I strayed, but I told my wife about it and she forgave me."

St. Peter says, "See that new Buick over there, it's yours to drive while you're here in heaven."

Guy #3 answers the same question, "I'll have to admit, I've chased every girl I saw, and had sex with most of them."

St. Peter says, "Okay, but you were a very good person in all other respects, so that old VW Bug over there is yours to drive while you're here in heaven."

The three guys then went their separate ways.

A few weeks later, guys #2 and #3 were driving along when they see guy #1's Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go inside and find guy #1 with empty bottles all around him, his face down in his hands on the table.

Guy #2 asks him, "What could possibly be wrong, you got to heaven, you're driving a Rolls Royce, and everything's great."

Guy #1 says, "I saw my wife today."

Guy #3 says, "That's great! So, what's the problem?"

Guy #1 answers, "She was on roller skates!"

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