The Latin Professor

Published on Thu 15 August 2002

The Latin professor went into a bar after a hard day at work.

"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.

"A martinus," replied the Latin professor.

The bartender looked at the Latin professor, slightly puzzled.

"Don't you mean martini?"

"If I wanted more than one, I would ask for more than one."

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