Survivor, Texas-Style

Published on Sat 11 October 2003

Network TV is reported to be developing a "Texas version" of "Survivor," the recent popular TV show.

Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm for Gore, I'm gay, and I'm here to take your guns."

The first contestant to complete the round trip is the winner.

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