Sex Weight Loss Program

Published on Mon 18 December 2000

Sex is the most practical and funniest (full of fun) ways of losing weight.

Look how many calories you can burn:

Taking Off The Clothes

With her agreement
12 cal
Without her agreement
187 cal

Taking Off The Bra

With both hands
8 cal
With one hand
12 cal
With one hand being slapped
37 cal
With the mouth
85 cal

Putting On The Condom

With erection
6 cal
Without erection
315 cal


Trying to find the clitoris
8 cal
Trying to find G spot
92 cal
Without caring at all
0 cal

When Doing It

Holding her up
12 cal
Just on the floor
8 cal


12 cal
69 laying
8 cal
69 standing up
112 cal
216 cal
Italian chandelier
912 cal

Having An Orgasm

112 cal
315 cal

Post Orgasm

Staying in bed
18 cal
Jumping off the bed
36 cal
Explaining why she jumped off the bed
816 cal

Getting The Second Erection

Between 16 and 19 years of age
12 cal
From 20 to 29
36 cal
From 30 to 39
108 cal
From 40 to 49
324 cal
From 50 to 59
972 cal
Over 60
2916 cal

Putting On The Clothes

32 cal
Being in a hurry
98 cal
With her husband opening the door
1218 cal

This joke was tagged #english and #sex