Matti: Hello Aijan.
Ian: Oh. Hello Matti.
Matti: Have you been waiting long?
Ian: No. I just got in from Hungary.
Matti: Oh really. Would you like a PISS?
Matti: A PISS of my chocolate?
Ian: Ah! Hungary - not hungry.
Matti: Aah! You're not hungry!
Matti: Anyway, I'm sorry I'm late, but I had my testis taken at the hospital.
Ian: You're testis?
Ian: (Shocked) Er... Did it hurt?
Matti: Oh no. You know, only a little prick.
Ian: What? Oh - You had some tests taken!
Matti: As I said.
Ian: Well, how are things with Osmo?
Matti: Not so good. He has become a bit of a "fakki idiootti" - You know - a "FACKY IDIOT" Don't you say that in English?
Ian: I suppose we could. Why not?
Matti: Yes, well, what can you expect. AIDS always has that effect on people.
Matti: Yes. It come to us all you know. Anyway, I'm happy with my AIDS, aren't you?
Ian: Oh - age!
Matti: That's right - AIDS. I mean it's not a CATASTROPH to be forty, is it!
Ian: A what?
Matti: A catastroph!
Ian: Ah, you mean catastrophe!
Matti: Yes. That's what I said, AIJAN! OK. Shall we LIVE together?
Ian: I beg your pardon?
Matti: Would you like to LIVE with me?
Ian: I... I... I...
Matti: Come on. I have a free evening. And we both have the same AIDS, let's go...