Light Bulbs
Published on Sun 15 August 1999
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but the bulb has got to really want to change.
Q. How many software people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, that's a hardware problem.
Q. How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it may take upwards of five to get it done.
Q. How many "real men" does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, "real men" aren't afraid of the dark.
Q. How many "real women" does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, a "real woman" would have plenty of "real men" around to do it.
Q. How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
Q. How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many can you afford.
Q. How many IBM Tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, providing there's an engineer around to explain how to do it.