Published on Sun 15 August 1999

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.
  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  • Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do.
  • Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.
  • Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  • Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
  • Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
  • War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  • Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
  • Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
  • Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
  • Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!
  • Man who sit on tack get point!
  • Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!
  • Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
  • He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  • Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

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