Windows 2000 Error Messages

Published on Fri 09 June 2000

New error messages currently under consideration for Windows 2000.

  • Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
  • Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
  • BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
  • Close your eyes and press escape three times.
  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
  • Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
  • Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
  • Windows VirusScan 1.0 - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)

This joke was tagged #english