U.S. Presidents on the Titanic

Published on Tue 04 November 2003

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.

The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

Reagan shouts, "Women and children first."

Nixon goes, "Fuck the women."

Clinton replies, "Do you think we have time?"

This joke was tagged #english