Two People in the Same Grave

Published on Fri 17 January 2003

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

On their way back to the car through the cemetery, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

This joke was tagged #english