Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You

Published on Thu 07 October 1999

  1. Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.
  2. You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.
  3. Ice floating in toilet water.
  4. Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
  5. Friends swear they've seen your car at the local meat-processing plant.
  6. You can never find the leftovers.
  7. The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel.
  8. The dog doesn't lick itself anymore... now it's the cat's job.
  9. Mensa mailings addressed to "Rover".
  10. Your apartment keys no longer work.

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