Top Ten Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You
Published on Thu 07 October 1999
- Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day.
- You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room.
- Ice floating in toilet water.
- Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep.
- Friends swear they've seen your car at the local meat-processing plant.
- You can never find the leftovers.
- The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel.
- The dog doesn't lick itself anymore... now it's the cat's job.
- Mensa mailings addressed to "Rover".
- Your apartment keys no longer work.