The Worst Jobs

Published on Thu 07 October 1999

  • Photographer for the "Miss Nude Octogenarian" pageant
  • Laxative tester
  • Internet spelling/grammar corrector
  • Certified Pubic Accountant
  • Any job in the White House if you're wearing a skirt. And that includes the poor bagpipe players.
  • Depends Undergarment Maximum Load Tester
  • Jessie Ventura's press secretary
  • Restroom attendant at the Texas Chili Competition
  • "NYPD Blue" Makeup Specialist, Butt Division

This joke was tagged #english and #work