State Mottos
Published on Tue 23 September 2003
- Alabama
- Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
- Alaska
- 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
- Arizona
- But It's A Dry Heat
- Arkansas
- Literacy Ain't Everything
- California
- By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
- Colorado
- If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
- Connecticut
- Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It - Yet
- Delaware
- We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
- Florida
- Ask Us About Our Grandkids
- Georgia
- We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
- Hawaii
- Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
- Idaho
- More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
- Illinois
- Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
- Indiana
- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
- Iowa
- We Do Amazing Things With Corn
- Kansas
- First Of The Rectangle States
- Kentucky
- Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
- Louisiana
- We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
- Maine
- We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
- Maryland
- If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
- Massachusetts
- Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
- Michigan
- First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
- Minnesota
- 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
- Mississippi
- Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
- Missouri
- Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
- Montana
- Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
- Nebraska
- Ask About Our State Motto Contest
- Nevada
- Hookers and Poker!
- New Hampshire
- Go Away And Leave Us Alone
- New Jersey
- You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
- New Mexico
- Lizards Make Excellent pets
- New York
- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney....
- North Carolina
- Tobacco Is A Vegetable
- North Dakota
- We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
- Ohio
- At Least We're Not Michigan
- Oklahoma
- Like The Play, Only No Singing
- Oregon
- Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
- Pennsylvania
- Cook With Coal
- Rhode Island
- We're Not REALLY An Island
- South Carolina
- Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
- South Dakota
- Closer Than North Dakota
- Tennessee
- The Educashun State
- Texas
- Si' Hablo Ing'les
- Utah
- Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
- Vermont
- Yep
- Virginia
- Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
- Washington
- Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
- Washington, D.C.
- Wanna Be Mayor?
- West Virginia
- One Big Happy Family... Really!
- Wisconsin
- Come Cut The Cheese
- Wyoming
- Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared