Short Mathematics Jokes
Published on Fri 10 December 1999
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who cannot.
A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent?
A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference between a coffee cup and a doughnut?
97.3% of all statistics are made up.
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but he was always right!
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions!