Published on Thu 23 November 1995
In various world religions
- If shit happens, it happens to someone else. If shit happens, praise the lord for it!
- If shit happens, you deserved it. You were born shit, you are shit, and you'll die shit.
- Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK.
- Why does shit always happen to US? Why does shit always happen just before closing the deal?
- If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. We don't take any shit.
- If shit happens, it isn't really shit. If shit happens, it isn't really happening TO anyone. Shit will happen again to you next time. Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have salvation.