Saving Bill Clinton's Life

Published on Sat 22 January 2000

There are three high school -aged boys walking down the street in Washington, D.C. Suddenly, they see Bill Clinton go jogging by, and he is about to be hit by a car. So, they pull Bill out of the way and save his life.

Bill says, "Thank you for saving my life. I will grant each of you one wish."

The first boy says, "I want to go to Georgetown." Bill pulls some strings and gets the boy admitted.

The second boy says, "I want to get into West Point, but it normally requires a Congressional appointment." Bill calls up his Democratic friends in Congress and gets the boy his appointment.

The third boy says, "I want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery."

Bill says, "That is an odd request for a 17-year-old!"

The boy says, "Yes, but when my father finds out I saved your life he is going to kill me!"

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