Reduced Dose of Viagra
Published on Fri 09 June 2000
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's allright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."