On a Beautiful Deserted Island
Published on Tue 01 December 1998
The following of course comes from the anthropology section of the National Geographic library and is based on scientific evidence of European behavioural trends:
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule and alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism.
But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-South side and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey.
But at least they know the English aren't getting any...!!!