Published on Mon 08 November 1999
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He is 36 years old, 183 cm high, has brown eyes, brown hair, an athletic body, weighs 75 kg, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 57 years old, about 160 cm, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants him back?"