How to Speak About Men and Be Politically Correct

Published on Tue 11 January 2000

He does not have a Beer Gut
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility

He is not a Bad Dancer
He is Overly Caucasian

He does not Get Lost All The Time
He Investigates Alternative Destinations

He is not Balding
He is in Follicle Regression

He is not a Cradle Robber
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships

He does not get Falling-Down Drunk
He becomes Accidentally Horizontal

He does not act like a Total Ass
He develops a case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion

He is not a Sexmachine
He is Romantically Automated

He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig
He has Swine Empathy

He is not afraid of Commitment
He is Monogamously Challenged

He does not Undress You With His Eyes
He has an Introspective Pornographic Moment

This joke was tagged #english and #men