How to Determine Your Star Wars Name

Published on Thu 01 February 2001

For your new first name:

  1. Take the first 3 letters of your first name,
  2. add a hyphen '-', and
  3. add the first two letters of your last name.

For your new last name:

  1. Take the first 2 letters of your mum's maiden name, and
  2. add the first 3 letters of the city you were born in.

To determine your Star Wars honorific title:

  1. Take the last 3 letters of your last name, and reverse them,
  2. add the name of the first car you drove,
  3. insert the word "of", and
  4. tack on the name of the last medication you took.

Voilá! You now have your Star Wars name!

This joke was tagged #english