He and She

Published on Mon 08 November 1999

I'm sure you could imagine,
It's as simple as can be,
The place is very common
the place for he and she.
she whispers, "will it hurt?"
"or course not", he replied,
it won't hurt a bit
on me you can rely.
I'm getting rather frightened,
I've never done this before.
He continued to convince her
as he shut the door.
Now calm yourself my darling,
as he displayed a little grin.
Just open a little wider
and let me put it in.
It's getting rather painful
the tears were in her eyes.
It's hurting very badly
it must be quite a size.
Suddenly she jumped up
and gave a little shout
and then that very minute
she said, "I'm glad you pulled it out!"
If you listen very carefully,
It's a dentist you will find.
It's not what your thinking,
It's just your dirty mind!

This joke was tagged #english