Fuck
Published on Thu 14 October 1999
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is one magical word! Just by its sound you can discribe pain, displeasure, love and hate. In language "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, it can be used as a verb both intransactive (Dave fucked Anne) and transitive (Dave was fucked by Anne). As an adverb (Anne is a good fuck) and also as an adjective (Anne is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck". Beside the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following:
- Goodbye
- Fuck off.
- Greetings
- How the fuck are you?
- Fraud
- I got fucked at the car auction.
- Business
- I hate this fucking job.
- Chronology
- It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
- Denial
- I didn't fucking do it.
- Dismay
- Oh fuck it.
- Suspicion
- Who the fuck are you?
- Confusion
- What the fuck...?
- Trouble
- Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
- Apathy
- Who gives a fuck anyway?
- Aggression
- Fuck you!
- Difficulty
- I don't understand the fucking job.
- Directions
- Fuck off.
- Displeasure
- What the fuck is going on here?
- Incompetence
- He fucks up everything.
- Lost
- Where the fuck are we?
- Relation
- Up your fucking arse.
- Oedipal
- Motherfucker.
Famous Last Words Involving the Word "Fuck"
- General Custer
- Where the fuck did all those Indians come from?!
- Mayor of Nagasaki
- What the fuck was that?!
- Captain of the Titanic
- Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs! Where is all this fucking water coming from?!
- Captain of the space shuttle Challenger
- Put that fucking fag out!
- Anne Boleyn
- What's a fuck?
- Julius Caesar
- Fuck tu, Brute!
- Casanova
- Boy, am I fucked!
- Joan of Arc
- Fuck me, it's hot!
- Captain of the Marie Celeste
- Where the fuck is everyone?
- Captain of The Herald of Free Enterprise
- Fuck off, I'm fishing!
- Director of Chernobyl nuclear reactor plant
- Oh fuck!
- Emperor Nero
- Where's all that fucking smoke coming from?
- Mayor of London, 1665
- Oooh, fuck, a rat!
- Baker, London, 1666
- Fuck, I left the gas on...
- Scott of The Antarctic
- Fuck, is this cold!
- Managing Director, Union Carbide plant, India
- Fuck! What is that smell?
- Witch doctor, village, kracatoa
- Well, don't fucking blame me!
- Henry VIII
- Fuck? Of course, my dear...
- Thomas a Becket
- Where the fuck did you two spring from?
- King Kong
- Fuck, it's a long way down!
- Goliath
- Fuck off shortarse!
- Pharaoh, in pursuit of Moses and the Jews
- Fuck the bridge, we'll take the shortcut!
- Oedipus to his wife
- Fuck Love, if mom could see me now...
- Jaws
- Fuck me, this tastes 'orrible!
- Commander, Light Brigade
- Who the fuck gave him the bugle?!
- Harold of England (1066)
- Fuck the French, they can't aim!
- President Carter
- No chance! He can't even fucking act!
- John Lennon
- That's not a fucking real gun.
- President Nixon
- Who's going to fucking know?
- Albert Einstein
- Any fucking idiot could understand that.
- Mayor of Hiroshima
- What the fuck was that?
- Picasso
- It fucking does so look like her.
- Pythagoras
- How the fuck did you work that out?
- Michelangelo
- You want what on the fucking ceiling?
- Walt Disney
- Fuck a duck.
- Noah
- Scattered showers my fucking ass!
- E.T.
- Pick up the fuckin' phone!
- Spock
- Fuck Logic!
- Darth Vader
- I can't breathe in this fucking thing!
- Ghandi!
- Fuck I'm hungry!
- Yoda
- Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!