Cool Pick-Up Lines
Published on Thu 14 October 1999
- That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Hey babe... do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
- Drop 'em!
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
- Wanna fuck like bunnies?
- Say, did we go to different schools together?
- Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- I had a friend who used to hand out phone cards that said: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laugh.
- Hi, my name is [your name], how do you like me so far?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
- Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
- At the office copy machine. "Reproducing, eh?" "Can I help?"
- Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
- I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now!
- Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
- Hey babe... can you suck start a Harley?
- Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
- Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? Hey! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
- A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You, "Do you have the energy?"
- Hey babe, wanna get lucky!?
- Say mother, want another? (If she has kids.)
- Bond. James Bond.
- Do you spit or swallow?
- You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book... So what's one more?
- Your place or mine?
- Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
- You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
- Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
- Your face or mine!?
- Are you ready to go home yet?
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- When she asks for a match, say, "How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?"
- Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
- I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
- Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
- I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
- I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
- I'd look good on you.
- Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
- I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
- I would kill or die to make love to you.
- Sex is a killer... want to die happy?
- I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
- Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
- Hi! Can I buy you a car?
- Now, bitch!
- Fancy a fuck?
- My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
- Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
- Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Look at the tag in her shirt and say, "I want to see if you were really made in heaven."
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
- You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
- Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever had your belly-button licked? (Yes.) From the inside?
- Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
- If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
- Hi, how are you?
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
- Hi, my name is [your name], I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
- I am a magical being, take off your bra.
- Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
- Hold out two fingers and say, "Why should a women masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Because they're mine, sweetheart."
- I'm a hurdle, do you want to jump me?