Confrontation at School

Published on Tue 17 September 2002

A seven-year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.

Teacher: "Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?"

Tommy: "Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt."

Teacher: "Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"

Tommy: "Oh yes Miss, they don't fuck around at those crematoriums."

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