Confrontation at School
Published on Tue 17 September 2002
A seven-year-old turns up in his classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.
Teacher: "Morning Tommy, and why weren't you at school yesterday?"
Tommy: "Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt."
Teacher: "Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"
Tommy: "Oh yes Miss, they don't fuck around at those crematoriums."