Published on Tue 03 August 1999

Two guys went camping, and after two weeks they thought they needed a break from each other. So they decided to split up for a few days, and meet up back at the campsite.

When they returned, the first guy said, "I had the most wonderful time! I hiked for a few miles, and found a beautiful little stream in a valley. There was a little deer, drinking out of the stream. It was wonderful! I spend the whole three days there."

"Well, that's okay," said the second guy, "but check this out. I followed some train tracks, and found a gorgeous girl, tied to the tracks! I untied her, and we had the most amazing sex, for three days, in every imaginable position!"

"Wow!" said the first guy, envious. "Did she give you oral sex?"

"No," says the second guy. "I couldn't find her head."

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