Brain Tumor

Published on Mon 07 July 2003

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news."

The patient sighed, "Okay, give me the bad news first."

"The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor."

The patient looked very grave, and asked, "And what are the good news, anything to help me with the brain tumor?"

"The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like. The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00."

"I'm glad to hear there's something you can do to help me," the man replied, "But, out of curiousity, why is there such a big difference in the price of male and female brain?"

The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."

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