Birth Control Pills

Published on Sun 09 March 2003

A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills.

"Ma'am, how old are you?"

"I'm 75."

"What possible need do you have for birth control pills?"

"They help me sleep better."

The doctor looked perplexed, "Just how do birth control pills help you sleep?"

"I sneak them into my granddaughter's orange juice every morning!"

This joke was tagged #english