At the Porno Store

Published on Fri 20 August 1999

One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his salesman. Soon a woman goes into the porno shop.

She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
The Shopkeeper answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."

She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, "How much for the black dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..."

She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before..."

She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"

This joke was tagged #english

 

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