Actual Slogans from Women's T-Shirts
Published on Thu 11 September 2003
- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
- I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
- I hate everybody, and you're next.
- Please don't make me kill you.
- And your point is...
- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
- Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
- You know you want me.
- Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
- Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
- Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
- I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
- You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
- Do not start with me. You will not win.
- You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.
- All stressed out and no one to choke.
- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
- If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
- Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.