What Men Are Like
Published on Thu 23 May 2002
- Men are like... Laxatives
- They irritate the shit out of you.
- Men are like... Bananas
- The older they get, the less firm they are.
- Men are like... Vacations
- They never seem to be long enough.
- Men are like... Bank Machines
- Once they withdraw they lose interest.
- Men are like... Weather
- Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
- Men are like... Blenders
- You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Men are like... Cement
- After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
- Men are like... Chocolate Bars
- Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
- Men are like... Coffee
- The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
- Men are like... Commercials
- You can't believe a word they say.
- Men are like... Department Stores
- Their clothes should always be half off.
- Men are like... Government bonds
- They take so long to mature.
- Men are like... Horoscopes
- They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
- Men are like... Lawn Mowers
- If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
- Men are like... Mascara
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
- Men are like... Popcorn
- They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Men are like... Snowstorms
- You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.