Jokes tagged #politics

Sun 12 November 2000

Mitä on politiikka?

Pikku Pekka kysyy isältään: "Isi, mitä on politiikka?" Isä ottaa piipun suustaan, istahtaa mukavampaan asentoon nojatuolissa ja alkaa kertoa: "Hyvä kysymys, poika. No. Koska minä ansaitsen leivän tälle perheelle ja teen tuloa, minä olen Kapitalismi. Koska äiti päättää rahankäytöstä ja hänellä on sananvalta tässä perheessä, niin hän on Hallitus. Me … read more
Sat 21 August 1999

Titanic vs. Clinton

When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of "deja vu" - of watching something that you had just seen in a similar structure? Well your brain never fails. By reading below, you will see the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the Titanic Video. Was this just … read more
Mon 02 August 1999

The President Must Go

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees "The President Must Go" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff's HQ … read more
Thu 26 October 1995

Election

A Chinese and an American man were having a conversation. The American said, "In the States we have elections every fourth year. How about you?" The Chisese man replied, "That's awful! I have an election almost evely molning!" read more
 

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