Jokes tagged #pearly gates

Thu 02 May 2002

Kolmiodraama

Pyhän Pietarin pakeille oli pyrkimässa samaan aikaan kolme miestä. Pyhä Pietari valitteli ruuhkaa ja tilanpuutetta, sanoi viimein ottavansa sisään vain yhden kolmesta miehestä, sen joka oli kuollut kauheimman kuoleman. Pietari haastatteli miehiä yksitellen ja aloitti siitä, jolla oli ammottava reikä päässä. "Olin jo pitkään epäillyt vaimoani uskottomuudesta, ja kerran tulin … read more
Fri 10 December 1999

Margaret Thatcher in Heaven

Margaret Thatcher dies and strolls up the pearly staircase to the pearly gates, where she is confronted by St. Peter, brandishing a clipboard. "Name," says St. Peter. "Margaret Thatcher," she replies. St. Peter checks through all the lists on his clipboard but cannot find the name of the former British … read more
Sun 07 November 1999

At the Entrance of Heaven

Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women" and the other marked "Men". He took the path assigned to men. There were two more paths, one marked "Married Men", the other "Unmarried Men". Because Albert had been married he took the … read more
Tue 08 June 1999

Engineering Improvements

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in … read more
 

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