Liberalism

Published on Wed 12 March 2003

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?"

The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling generous enough to share your good fortune."

The liberal said, "I'm a liberal. I'm always happy to share."

The genie said, "Okay, then, whatever you wish for, I'll give every conservative in the country two of it. What's your first wish?"

"I would like a new sports car."

"Okay, you've got it, and every conservative in the country gets two sports cars. What's your second wish?"

"I'd like a million dollars."

"Okay, you get a million dollars, every conservative gets two million dollars. What's your third and final wish?"

"Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

This joke was tagged #english

 

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